How to Make People Believe You’re Rich – Episode 2

Rich People Sports

This one is especially for the guys, but if you’re a girl, still stick around. This will let you know if your boyfriend is going to blow or not! 

As a man, if your best sport is still football. I am sorry for you. You’re not ready for business.

Rich people love sports. But once they hit a certain level of money, they stop running up and down the field and switch to more… elevated pastimes. Think: tennis, golf, polo — sports where the gear alone costs more than rent on the mainland.

I’ll be generous and throw in swimming. It’s almost elite. 

Now here’s the real tea: I’ve been to 16 different houses in Banana Island (yes, I counted), and guess what? Not a single football pitch in sight. The only place I ever saw one was at the apartment blocks. But the personal homes? Tennis courts. Pools. The occasional basketball court. 

So, if you want to make it in life, it’s time to register for tennis lessons. Maybe pick up golf. Or, better still, kidnap one of the horses roaming around in Lekki and start practicing polo. We believe in you!

 Stop stubbing your toe on concrete and say ‘’No to football!’’. From now on, all you do is watch it. 

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